I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to
In equations with square numbers I can never find the root of the
I stink at fractions. I'm not half as good as the class.
I've failed the mathematics test so many times
I lost count.
Length times width times height speaks volumes.
teachers have lots of problems
Mathematics teachers call retirement 'the
The arrogant math teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi.
The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter.
The calculus teacher tried to keep his students on task, but the
class discussion kept going off on tangents.
fattest knight at King Arthurís round table was Sir Cumference. He
acquired his size from too much pi.
The first order of priority in hiring math
majors is get them to sine on the dotted line
The man who bought too much graphing paper didn't know where to draw